I was walking in the rain with my seven-year-old, special-needs daughter when suddenly, it started thundering and a flash of lightning lit up the sky. My daughter smiled and said, "Look Ma, Hashem just took a picture of us!"

Binyomin thought I hadn't noticed the graffiti on his bedroom wall. He asked me if I knew who had scribbled there. I said no. He told me that Hashem made a nais and the writing appeared on the wall! How's that for circumventing responsibility?

I answered him that Hashem should give someone the idea to take Ajax and a shmata and clean the writing off the wall, too.